I love my boyfriend because he wakes me up by making me laugh until going back to sleep is not an option.
So, Branden’s tender feelings were hurt by the fact that I haven’t posted about him in a while, so here is a post about my boyfriend:
My boyfriend was recently accepted into the Air Force and everyone needs to know because I am just so proud of him! Even if he’s going to be all the way down in Texas for a billions weeks, I am so happy that he’s doing what he loves. Can I get a standing ovation for my handsome man please?
One time I was watching my boyfriend play Mass Effect 2 and all I wanted to do was see the Hanar because they’re like jellyfish who care about grammar, and I dozed off and when I woke up I was like “I didn’t miss the Hanar did I?” and he was like “oh yeah, I killed the entire species.” I hate you, Branden.
Watching tv with my boyfriend and he just jumps up and yells “Skyrim” and marches out of the room singing the song from the start screen.
One time I tried to act like Harry Potter and my boyfriend caught me and made me take pictures of him “beating me up” and then he was like this is the chamber of secrets.