Take me to a hairstylist and I will always come out looking like one of The Beatles.

Take me to a hairstylist and I will always come out looking like one of The Beatles.

May 16th • Tagged: me i'll post one styled later 4 notes
Ball State. We ride together. We die together.

Ball State. We ride together. We die together.

May 2nd • Tagged: ball state college me 7 notes

Here’s a photoset of me slowly falling in love with an armadillo.

Apr 28th • Tagged: me armadillos ball state 4 notes

I do stand-up sometimes and every time there’s a show coming up, my boyfriend always says, “but you’re not funny.” So this last time, I asked the crowd to use the hashtag #brandeniswrong if they thought I was funny. 

In your face, butthole.

Apr 4th • Tagged: ball state me but also I love you 3 notes
Turds in the sky, you know how I feel.

Turds in the sky, you know how I feel.

Mar 18th • Tagged: me I am 80% less mexican in the winter 1 note
I wish that I could make winter not happen with the sheer force of my will.

I wish that I could make winter not happen with the sheer force of my will.

Nov 2nd • Tagged: me 3 notes

Sorry if you’re squeamish.

Aug 17th • Tagged: me donate blood 1 note
The best thing about Ball State University is that you can do this with anything they give you. 

The best thing about Ball State University is that you can do this with anything they give you. 

Aug 13th • Tagged: me Ball State looks like my arm is going through my head. 7 notes
My boyfriend’s mom came into the house with a black baby the other day. Where she got it, I still don’t know. But she told me to hold it so she could take a picture because “you guys are the same color!”

My boyfriend’s mom came into the house with a black baby the other day. Where she got it, I still don’t know. But she told me to hold it so she could take a picture because “you guys are the same color!”

Jul 27th • Tagged: me but I'm hispanic 5 notes

One time I tried to act like Harry Potter and my boyfriend caught me and made me take pictures of him “beating me up” and then he was like this is the chamber of secrets.

Jul 25th • Tagged: my stupid boyfriend me harry potter true story 2 notes

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