Ball State. We ride together. We die together.

Ball State. We ride together. We die together.

May 2nd • Tagged: ball state college me 6 notes

College is great because last semester I got to write my final lit paper about comparisons between Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein and Joss Whedon’s Firefly, and I named it “The Best Literary Analysis in the ‘Verse” and got an A.

Dec 29th • Tagged: joss whedon firefly college 8 notes

"This is my laundry time. So, you can use this dryer, but it’s actually my laundry time.”

Are you effing kidding me? You’ve done two loads already, and they were predominately underwear and striped fuzzy socks. I know because I had to move them, because you left them in the washer for twenty minutes after the cycle ended. You do not need three hours to do your laundry. You are not going to die if you don’t get to wash your thousands of G-strings tonight. 

Don’t roll your eyes at me, you piece of poop. I have done nothing but work this week, and I have not had more than 6 hours of sleep a night, for two weeks straight. I am period raging so bad that I could set fire to a whole forest with the sheer force of my rage. I spent over three hours raking leaves in the cold, after it rained, so that I could earn 20 dollars that went directly toward school funds. And I haven’t had anything to eat but hummus and grapes for nearly a week.

I know that you have no way of knowing that I’ve had a hard week. And I know that you signed up for those three hours fair and square. But you still have no reason to talk to me like I’m a fly in your soup just because you have at least a foot on me. And don’t think that I can’t headbutt you so hard your brains fall out of your butt. I just want to have clean clothes and watch Supernatural. Cheesus Crust. 

Dec 5th • Tagged: college I can't handle community living 1 note

Best college assignment so far: Watch and analyze Joss Whedon’s Serenity

Nov 19th • Tagged: Ball State college 3 notes

I found the trick to writing a paper that I really don’t want to do:

Drink a bottle of water and tell yourself that you can’t go pee until it’s finished. 

Sep 8th • Tagged: Ball State college 14 notes

Just finished my last final. My freshman year of college is officially over. 

May 3rd • Tagged: Ball State college 2 notes

My academic adviser used Internet Explorer while we were scheduling my courses for next year. And I’m supposed to trust this woman with my future? 

Apr 2nd • Tagged: Ball State college 2 notes

I’m trying to finish a paper for my English 104 class and this is very distracting.

Apr 1st • Tagged: Ball State college 2 notes

Today I saw a guy painted completely blue, rolling around campus on a razor scooter wearing a cape that said “Happy Friday” on it. I want to go home.

Mar 23rd • Tagged: Ball State college 2 notes

The entire Ball State campus smells like a wiener today.

Mar 21st • Tagged: Ball State college 18 notes