neighborooniesTumblr (3.0; @turdmaster)http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8sekq6vUr1qh9ooeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50735013967http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50735013967Sat, 18 May 2013 11:51:34 -0400cats<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4a6c3285e3d07b0f8897e6746bbae06/tumblr_mgcx20uKPQ1qc10uco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/829270368fa4837c38961775ba194365/tumblr_mgcx20uKPQ1qc10uco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/867f9c17d30ef10f6d058c17bc3b362f/tumblr_mgcx20uKPQ1qc10uco3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/657b06421f027d24199ce3b0ee537528/tumblr_mgcx20uKPQ1qc10uco4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734899458http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734899458Sat, 18 May 2013 11:49:51 -0400communitytroy barnes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6c4145201076ae3401f29ecdac4e6b1/tumblr_mmqx3vJZJD1qzxr8do1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actionjacksonlovesbbq.tumblr.com/post/50349208968" target="_blank">actionjacksonlovesbbq</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#syphilis</p> </blockquote>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734767542http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734767542Sat, 18 May 2013 11:47:51 -0400Joss Whedon<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m266hmm4yN1qgwqw9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734718205http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734718205Sat, 18 May 2013 11:47:06 -0400scooby doo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37036d8f1d3fc85da6a3cebb9c7cb56e/tumblr_mmk20orkbq1qg60xro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/567578f47f724440a0bfc5d0acdbc817/tumblr_mmk20orkbq1qg60xro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734650005http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734650005Sat, 18 May 2013 11:46:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/526d4c9873bbaf8fbf6476ebe0e90ef8/tumblr_mmwlsdSL9z1qlka8ko1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734591959http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734591959Sat, 18 May 2013 11:45:16 -0400people things<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chiblogger.tumblr.com/post/49961261950/chiblogger-guys-help-something-has-been-tapping" target="_blank">chiblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chiblogger.tumblr.com/post/49960264238/guys-help-something-has-been-tapping-on-my-window" target="_blank">chiblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my gOD</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/29f82928d033fd5ee765d466523aca3d/tumblr_inline_mmi27ktOAF1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734532125http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734532125Sat, 18 May 2013 11:44:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdqmrX8on1qzziqto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stereolights.tumblr.com/post/32880404784/its-like-his-snoring-got-so-bad-that-his-wife" target="_blank">stereolights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips</p> </blockquote>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734505290http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734505290Sat, 18 May 2013 11:43:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e1f8511c25b070208c5bc424502ecc9/tumblr_mmwve8Eh4k1qzmowao1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734484924http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734484924Sat, 18 May 2013 11:43:39 -0400cats<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poopflow.tumblr.com/post/50575557527" target="_blank">poopflow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ah yes i have finally found it</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5206bc5c1520291890f5f6434461725f/tumblr_inline_mmw8i0YUgi1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><em>the g spot</em></p> </blockquote>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734463169http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734463169Sat, 18 May 2013 11:43:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbeit1mkK1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734418616http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734418616Sat, 18 May 2013 11:42:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d8836742f9f9ea1f174baf5105adcc2/tumblr_mmoobopFMJ1rci1oeo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8415736d4a2d3b67cdaa5bbff5aa253a/tumblr_mmoobopFMJ1rci1oeo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/003e9b8922f383647e4d834cc94e1330/tumblr_mmoobopFMJ1rci1oeo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734397839http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734397839Sat, 18 May 2013 11:42:21 -0400community<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zeldasboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/50152515720/me-flirting" target="_blank">zeldasboyfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me flirting</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1569553e9c0368ec1f6fb1ab02b76857/tumblr_inline_mmmk7vEfss1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734346842http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734346842Sat, 18 May 2013 11:41:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e80f9446cd1b034bde582d9bad3f3efb/tumblr_mm9797GEZj1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39ec9d755c00b84e19726b6f1c987f73/tumblr_mm9797GEZj1rjcfxro2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734278236http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734278236Sat, 18 May 2013 11:40:00 -0400stephen colbert<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7882766e0aa24e8ec5e60079cbe4a118/tumblr_mmr7yvi7wT1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734306064http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50734306064Sat, 18 May 2013 11:40:00 -0400catsSWEET LORDLOOK AT ITpeople things<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a2cc7b661eb50bd5f0cbee24adcd0e8/tumblr_mmxaweS3Z31qbw0c7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Take me to a hairstylist and I will always come out looking like one of The Beatles.</p>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50628276983http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50628276983Thu, 16 May 2013 23:26:38 -0400mei'll post one styled later<p>Okay, we&#8217;re gonna need a lot of trampolines and a lot of firemen.</p>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50559800155http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50559800155Thu, 16 May 2013 01:35:17 -0400supernaturalthey can't all land in the water<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://less-than-one.tumblr.com/post/48498016628/yes-hello-i-am-here-for-gatsbys-party" target="_blank">less-than-one</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a8ed232ca58d606676120a319b79f33b/tumblr_inline_mll845Q9XL1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50539951051http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50539951051Wed, 15 May 2013 20:53:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boywitch.tumblr.com/post/49123797212/cosmicam-amor-boywitch-why-people-on-the" target="_blank">boywitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicam-amor.tumblr.com/post/49123650697/boywitch-why-people-on-the-internetdo-a" target="_blank">cosmicam-amor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boywitch.tumblr.com/post/49073567763/why-people-on-the-internetdo-a-shouting-small" target="_blank">boywitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why people on the internet do a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u</p> </blockquote> <p>What?</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/05f1681cfffa89e8fdb2c475c46e355a/tumblr_inline_mlzhv2cxQL1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50535433517http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50535433517Wed, 15 May 2013 19:54:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1lrdvs6OA1qg0zo9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thorjammer.tumblr.com/post/20065238408/did-i-kill-somebody-with-michelle-obama-and-forget" target="_blank">thorjammer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it</p> </blockquote>http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50535380137http://turdmaster.tumblr.com/post/50535380137Wed, 15 May 2013 19:54:05 -0400