glowcloud:

Never underestimate my ability to not have fun in a variety of situations

Aug 18th • 333 notes

fuckyeahwillowandoz:

Fun fact: This was the first use of the word “googled” on television.

Aug 18th • Tagged: buffy 62,935 notes
quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
Aug 17th • 123,369 notes

disgustinganimals:

hitchcock warned us all but we didn’t listen

we never listen

Aug 17th • Tagged: birds 31,432 notes

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

Aug 14th • 254,040 notes

Aug 10th • Tagged: birds 106,255 notes

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

image

Aug 10th • 168,501 notes
paxamericana:

john mccain is in baseball jail 

paxamericana:

john mccain is in baseball jail 

Aug 10th • 36,949 notes

mulders:

yeah he’s cute but would he help you get to the heart of a global conspiracy to cover up the existence of extraterrestrial life

Aug 10th • 7,519 notes
Aug 10th • 523,397 notes

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