schrodingerskat:

This is the most glorious gif i have ever seen.

schrodingerskat:

This is the most glorious gif i have ever seen.

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: i'm gay for natalie dormer
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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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At Sunday school
  • Child: does Jesus love me?
  • Me: He loves you with every beat of His cocaine heart (:
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