July 2012
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metal-guru:
fr3aksh0ww:
mpregbert:
magikarpschoiceass:
mpregbert:
im so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
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howdomermaidsfuck:
fairygodblogger:
you can take any screen shot from any show and put it in black and white and all of a sudden it becomes a deep thought about life
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hazwards:
do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
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inspectahradio:
Alright now, we gonna do the basic steps
to the roof
Reichenbach now y’all
One jump this time
Scream out lets cry
Face floor lets cry
Cha cha real smooth
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midnightjew:
midnightjew:
i can hear children laughing outside my window and it’s making me hungry
I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
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narwhalsmash:
Next time USA hosts the Olympics we should recreate that scene in Spongebob where they’re in a marching band and they play ‘Sweet Victory’
wwiao:
the only song i want to be played at my wedding is cotton eyed joe
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fandomsessed:
clawsandfangs:
and in that moment i swear we were all british
Nothing quite like running into your ex at the store when you have your arms full of cat milk and toilet paper.
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newthoodrich:
Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness
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raalts:
my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore
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marththebland:
We need to ban light. I mean, come on. A particle that’s simultaneously a wave? How am I supposed to explain that to my children?
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tyrannia:
i was just about to fall asleep and then i started thinking “can pregnant women ride horses” and now i’m wide awake thinking about pregnant women riding horses
