June 2012
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shavingryansprivates: nosdrinker: shavingryansprivates: tumblr is the only place where i can get my daily dose of both spongebob and girl buttholes what about preschool what kind of preschool did you go to
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If you've read the Series of Unfortunate Events, I...
I plan on getting the vfd tattoo some time this summer. I’m almost positive that it’s supposed to go on the inside of the left ankle, right over the little knob, but I want to be absolutely sure. It’s been about two years since I finished reading the books, so I can’t really remember if they ever specified. Can anyone tell me?
Jun 30th
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I’ve been working out every day and eating healthier since February and I’m still shaped like a dumpling. I’m starting to see why people take unhealthy measures.
Jun 29th
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me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
Jun 29th
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fapitalism: I die a little inside every time I see somebody put the letter a in the word definitely. 
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maxfuckingbemis: BRING IT ON, OLD MAN No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off. Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!
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Every once in a while, I’ll look at my boyfriend and get this violent surge of love and I just want to shake him and squeeze him until I break something.
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Jun 28th
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Your URL will now determine your career.
yes. good.
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Before I watched Doctor Who, I would see gifs from Doomsday and just think “haha who dat blonde girl cryin’” Now I see them and my eyes shrink into my skull and I whisper “you monster” and try to send telepathic harm to whoever posted it.
Jun 28th
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I seem to have lost my sense of humor today. Even if I know someone is joking, the second they mess with me, I feel like ripping their throat out. 
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stabsinthe: ganderbulbs: ok question if you could pee your favorite beverage would you drink it. this is an important question
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hussatan: do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 
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marrymesethcohen: im never gonna understand how richard gets shortened to dick
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