Kept hearing about this immortal jellyfish, so the boyfriend and I looked it up and this video came up. For whatever reason, the music they put in the background was the Harry Potter theme and my boyfriend, immediately, goes “You’re a wizard, Turritopsis nutricula.”
There are always little battles going on between the people in my neighborhood. I’m so sick of hearing about who borrowed whose crock pot or power saw and didn’t return it. If I hear one more thing about who needs to take better care of their pets or which person has no business putting a pool in the front yard, I’m going to hang a gutted goat in someone’s tree.