May 2012
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hotforphysics:
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
April 2012
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perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
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harrytyles:
if i summon satan in the middle of class do you think the teacher will excuse me
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cubic1es:
if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
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Chewing Big Red gum makes me feel aggressive.
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spaceheat-r asked: you're awesome
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All of this talk of Rome has me excited about GISHWHES this year. I think it’s time I started writing up a resume for my new team. Here are some reasons that I would make a valuable team member:
I can eat a lot of pickles in a very short amount of time
I know almost everything there is to know about the Great Depression
I do not get sun burn
I am fluent in pig latin
I have access to...
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My neighbor is getting pounded very loudly so I started playing Safety Dance to set the mood for them. They got louder and now I don’t know if it worked or if we’re competing for noise-making.
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methlabrador:
what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
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adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
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Watchthose cats were fast as lightning.
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