March 2011
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It's so cold that my boobs hurt.
my boobs hurt.
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When a child first catches adults out-when it first walks into his grave little...
– East of Eden John Steinbeck
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I just posted a buttload of new things and now...
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Escape Routes for Pick-Up Lines
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I need a cat.
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There needs to be a PSA
So, I go into a stall in the school bathroom. I sit down, relax, get prepared to drop some timber. Then I look around to read some good old fashioned graffiti. And that’s when I see them. Boogers. Stuck to the wall. Less than a foot from my body. My personal body.
WHY DO YOU PUT THOSE THERE, FELLOW BATHROOM STRANGER? BOOGERS DO NOT GO ON THE WALL. THERE’S TOILET PAPER RIGHT THERE....
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I love it when I get to use meme faces in real...
Branden and I decided to take the back roads home today and Branden thinks it’s cool to take the curves at a billion miles an hour. I realized that every time we zipped around one, I made this face:
Then, once we made it back onto the highway, we were lucky enough to end up in front of the most furious road-rager in the world. She was about an inch from our bumper so we stayed right...
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