I keep forgetting that tumblr is boring tonight and getting on facebook and then I remember that facebook is boring all the time.
I refuse to wear underwear again. EVER.
My name is Brittany. I’m a dirt worshiping heathen.
I’m better than Shirley Rice in every way, including but not limited to playing uno, arts and crafts, and singing.
Zelda, cats, Supernatural, Buffy, Doctor Who, and Dexter are a few of my favorite things.
I look like a chubby fifth grader, but I have a sizable rack, so I’m a lady.
Ain’t nobody but Gerard Butler getting this brown sugar. Not even my stupid boyfriend. Especially not my stupid boyfriend. He hasn’t talked to me in over a week. But I digress.
I love scary things; movies, games, places, etc.
Well, I guess I’ve gushed about myself enough. Say hi every once in a while, ya dingalings.
I spent about forty minutes fartin’ around and all I bought was a tie for my costume.
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