January 2011
If someone in Japan right now got in an airplane,...
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DUDE WE CAN BECOME TIME LORDS.
EVERYONE, GET IN THE TARDIS
HOLY SHIT.
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srsly though, happy new year.
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December 2010
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New Years. Can’t wait to go out and do meth and get pregnant.
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I recently paid $500 dollars to get my car out of the shop, where it’s been since around October. The guy who fixed it just left for vacation and when I got home today, Troy and Melanie are like “You can’t get your car back until he gets back from vacation, IN TWO WEEKS.”
and I’m like
but, then they’re like “psyche, we’re just trollin’,...
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When you realize any of us could have walked past...
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Daniel: “I saw a bull fight when I was in Spain. The guy was actually stabbed in the testicle.”
Mr. Babbitt: “Fantastic!”
I am very happy.
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I can't tell if my dog is growling or if my lungs...
ASTHMA.
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I've been having a three day asthma attack,...
this is me.
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I've had the gas all day.
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Getting B Dubs.
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I have friends tonight
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I can almost fit into my old jeans again
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