October 2010
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I miss my best friend.
I miss when my Grandpa knew my name.
I miss Creative Writing.
I miss Fall Out Boy.
I miss when my cousin wasn’t a Marine.
I miss being a part of Les Mis.
I miss good Scrubs.
I miss feeling pretty.
I miss warm weather.
I miss having time to waste.
I miss lying in bed all day with a semi-unconditional lover.
I miss being a star orchestra student.
I miss...
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The Bagpipe Who Didn't Say No
It was nine o’clock at midnight at a quarter after three When a turtle met a bagpipe on the shoreside by the sea, And the turtle said, “My dearie, May I sit with you? I’m weary.” And the bagpipe didn’t say no.
Said the turtle to the bagpipe, “I have walked this lonely shore, I have talked to waves and pebbles—but I’ve never loved before. Will...
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In elementary school, when a teacher would say “You guys totally bombed this test,” I thought that ‘bombed’ meant really good. I was always like “yeah! We bombed it!”.
I didn’t have friends until the fifth grade.
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I guess sometimes you just have to accept that your significant other will never love you as much as they love their friends.
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Day 06 - Write 30 interesting facts about...
1. I’m skipping everything else because I can and because I like talking about myself.
2. On my left foot, my second toe is shorter than my big toe, but on my right foot, it’s longer.
3. Since I’ve never met my father and the only thing I know about him is that he’s of Spanish origin, every time I see a Spanish looking man in public, my friends and I point and say,...
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Colonoscopy
So, in case anyone didn’t know, a colonoscopy is a surgical procedure where you’re knocked out and the doctors snake a camera up your pooper. This sounds bad enough, but the worst part is the prep. The day before the surgery, you can only have clear liquids and you have to drink 8 ounces of water every hour. Then you have to drink a big, whoppin’ thing of nasty to make you crap...
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I’m very sad and I can’t find the remote.
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Facebook Break-ups
I’m not trying to offend anyone, but I noticed something. Every time there’s a break-up between people who have been together for a while, the girls’ status will be something sad or angry. But, the guys’ is always like “going to a sick show tonight” or “Colts game tonight!”.
Shut up, guys. You were together for about a year. Everyone knows that you...
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Reblog if you're a cat.
missmediocre:
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This is oddly appropriate.
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I have a pinched nerve in my back and I can’t sleep at night because I’m asthmatic and driving every morning without heat is killing my jank lungs. Tomorrow, I have to read a campaign speech to my entire senior class so that they can forget about it over the weekend and vote for the more popular kids on Monday. Fall foliage is this week and I can’t go because I have to work and...
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