the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.
Mulder: Where are the aliens? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS? Space Mountain Employee: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other visitors- Mulder: *banging hands rhythmically on the wall* WHERE-ARE-THE-ALIENS? WHERE-ARE-THE-ALIENS? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?