May 2013
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So ready for August. I’m tired of being in a house where it’s always tense. How do people not know by now that I get gas when I’m nervous? Why do they insist on sitting in the main room of the house and being pointedly silent all day? I’m sick of feeling like there’s something in my stomach trying to get out. I can’t find work in my podunk town, and...
I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are.
– Don Cheadle
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chiblogger:
chiblogger:
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
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poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
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zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
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Okay, we’re gonna need a lot of trampolines and a lot of firemen.
less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
boywitch:
cosmicam-amor:
boywitch:
why people on the internet do a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
What?
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me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me: can i get a hell yeah
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zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
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I was thinking about Crowley's '666' number
cas-and-tiel:
inthemysteryofyou:
nocasdatsgay:
and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion:...
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poco-loki:
emilythesmelly:
radagastcalling:
filthytricksyhobbitses:
the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song
BUT YOU CAN TRY
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the-listening:
remlupins:
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
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cokeflow:
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greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
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