hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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gentlemanbones:

emberkeelty:

andthatsterrible:

Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.

Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.

gentlemanbones:

emberkeelty:

andthatsterrible:

Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.

Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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thevelosarahptor:

out of curiosity I started looking up books written by twelve year olds and

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BIRDS THAT FIGHT WITH SWORDS

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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