"I’m gay and they won’t let me."
Mulder: Where are the aliens? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?
Space Mountain Employee: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other visitors-
Mulder: *banging hands rhythmically on the wall* WHERE-ARE-THE-ALIENS? WHERE-ARE-THE-ALIENS? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?
please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left
did someone say halloween
if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity
In Hyde Park, for instance. Some people like to feed nuts to the squirrels. But if it makes you happy to feed squirrels to the nuts, who am I to say nuts to the squirrels?
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?