Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I have video games, television, the great outdoors, internet, comic books, and reading to keep me entertained, but I can’t stop sitting here and feeling depressed with how bored I am.
pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers