May 22nd • Tagged: I love this place star trek • 13,979 notesJESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

May 22nd • Tagged: a series of unfortunate events • 19,774 noteshey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night


I have video games, television, the great outdoors, internet, comic books, and reading to keep me entertained, but I can’t stop sitting here and feeling depressed with how bored I am.
May 21st • Tagged: summertime ennui • 1 note

May 21st • 14,924 notespamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers
